Saturday, June 12
Will Work For Chicken Wings and Wedges
If you don't know, I've been looking for a job recently. Where as a few months ago I was pretty picky, but now I'm kind of desperate.
I was searching for jobs on-line and saw that my local KFC was hiring. I thought, 'hmmm, besides wearing that dorky orange hat, working there might not be too bad.' So I applied. And this is the letter I received 5 minutes after taking half an hour completing their application.
For KFC Full Time Team Member
Thank you for your application
Thanks again for applying for a position with KFC!
Unfortunately your on-line assessments and experience do not match our requirements so we will not be progressing your application. We do however wish you all the best in your continued job search.
Who can't get at job at KFC?
I have more experience with KFC than the Colonel himself. I was eating KFC's chicken since being in my mother's womb! How can they tell me that I don't have chicken experience?
Do they possible think I'll steal the 'secret recipe' and open up my own chicken shack across the street from theirs? Who can't punch buttons and pick up pieces of chicken? Do they know how long I've been picking up pieces of chicken? Look at my thighs! Does it look like I don't know fried chicken? DOes iT?
What kind of person fails an assessment for boxing up chicken? LOL... Me, that's who.
Uugh, I have now heard it all. I'm not going to give up though, I'll keep searching for work but please pray for me people. This not-good-enough-for-KFC girl has taken a confidence whack! :) thank you.
Labels: Finding a Job